Two chickens

23-02-2014

FARMER

  • You have two chickens
  • Chickens produce eggs
  • Chickens are to be eaten

POLITICIAN

  • You have two chickens
  • One chicken is pro
  • The other chicken is contra

DARWIN

  • You have two chickens
  • One chicken is slightly different from the other
  • Finally the fittest will survive

ACCOUNTANT

  • You have two chickens
  • How can I deduct VAT?

ACTOR

    • You have two chickens
    • One pretends to be a human
    • The other is a chicken
replica horloges

SCULPTOR

  • You have two chickens
  • One is a stuffed chicken
  • One is just waiting to be delivered from the marble
  • replicas relojes

GENETICIST

  • You have two chickens
  • One is a pure bread, the other is a crossbreeding
  • They are actually very alike…

MECHANIC

  • You have two chickens
  • One is still OK
  • The other one is for spare parts

CURATOR

  • You have two chickens
  • He brings both chickens to the farmer

POET

  • You have two chickens
  • One wakes you up in the morning
  • One goes sleeping early

PRIEST

  • You have two chickens
  • All creatures are God’s work   

ARTIST